Weird News Wednesday is back! Here’s the four weirdest news stories I could find this week:

Woman Stabs Husband Over Christmas Gift

I have one last heartwarming Christmas story before the holiday season ends. A woman allegedly stabbed her husband in the chest with a kitchen knife for opening a Christmas present early. The story doesn’t say what the gift was. The story also says the woman accused him of having an affair, so that might have had something to do with it too. Anyway, the lesson to get from this story is NO PEEKING!

Man Complains to Police About Cocaine Price Gouging

A Waynesboro, GA man allegedly complained to police that his drug dealer upped the price of cocaine. Apparently, the drug dealer originally offered to sell the drugs for $80 and then later upped the price to $220, threatening to kill the man if he didn’t pay. Hey, that’s price gouging and it’s illegal. I’m glad the man was smart enough to contact his local authorities. We can’t have things like that going on in the street. I hope he also contacted the Better Business Bureau.

TV Sidekick Found Naked in Truck

AOL.com is reporting that Tim Chapman, a sidekick of bounty hunter Duane “Dog” Chapman, turned himself into police after he was allegedly spotted by a shopping mall security guard naked and performing a lewd act in his truck. After being confronted by the guard, Chapman started his truck and took off, nearly hitting the guard.

Chapman’s lawyer insists that Chapman had just spilled “juice” all over his pants and was in the middle of changing his clothes when confronted. Sounds like a confession to me.

Mexican Boy Glues Hand to Bed to Avoid School

I wasn’t going to include this one because my favorite blogger, The Leaky Brain, used this one on her site. Go over and check it out because her take on it is much funnier than anything I could ever come up with.