The Museum of Bad Album Covers
I’d be remiss if I didn’t point you all to this wonderful site, a collection of the worst album covers of all time. 38 Pages of Bad Album Cover Goodness.
WARNING: A few of the album covers on the site are not safe for work
Three of my favorites after the jump…
Late Addition: As pointed out to me in the comments, sexycoolsuperspy also has a great collection of bad album art, among many other things. Be sure to check it out as well.










Nice, very nice. Being an avid collector of bad album covers - I have around 6 x the number on that site, you may or may not enjoy our wee blog, which is just a click away.
My humblest apologies if this reads like an unwanted plug, or spam…. but you quite obviously have wonderful taste in kitsch. Spread the love, I say!
That’s a really sweet header you have there, by the way
~ Actress
Thanks, Actress!
I added a link to your site in the original post and to my blogroll. I’ll be back to check it all out soon.
Ah, you’re a darling. Thank you so much! The Bishop and I would be very pleased to add you to our blogroll too, with your permission.
See you ’round…
~ Actress
By the way, the “Ken - by request only” album cover is one of our all time favourites. Although, it’s with mixed feelings for my partner-in-crime, Bishop, as I have him under the illusion that he is competition with Ken for my affections.
Ken appeared in a “pilot” version of our blog, and I’m sure he’ll be back to rile the Bishop in the not-too-distant future on our current pages. Shh, don’t tell him I told you ;).
Teehee.
~ Actress
As I saw the title of your post whilst idly blog-browsing, I was unprepared for the depths of tastelessness and inanity that your collection of covers would plumb…I am staggered at the (anti) quality of your collection.Congratulations, Sir!
Anthropological note: Is the guy top left, Lars Kristerz band strictly human, or have we found Bigfoot?
Plus, guy bottom left, same sleeve, is it a wig or does he have a carpet on his head?
For me, Thank You for the Dove is the winner.
I am loving the do’s!
Garish by design. In other words, this really does sicken me. The guys who made those should have their eyes scooped out with a sharpened spoon whilst being tied to a chair and interrogated.
Sexycoolsuperspy: Thanks for adding me!
Kevmoore: I want to own the “Ken” album. I’ll check ebay later on. I suspect they all have wigs on. They need to learn to embrace the baldness. Chicks love that, right? I hope so because I’m heading in that direction.
WendyB: Thank you for your comment. Thank You For The Dove is a classic.
Valley Girl: Should I pick up one of those wigs? Can you tell they’re fake, because I don’t want to seem lame.
Virgilius: yes