Disneyland Park Littered with Dead People

According to Al Lutz at MiceAge.com, Disneyland has been facing a problem with people smuggling the cremated remains of their loved ones into Disneyland and spreading them inside their favorite attraction. The problem has been especially acute at The Haunted Mansion and Pirates of the Caribbean. According to Al, when a ride operator notices someone spreading ashes the ride is immediately closed until the Disney custodial staff comes in and cleans up with a big vacuum. Apparently, Disney does not have cameras in many rides, including It’s A Small World, so sometimes ashes aren’t noticed until after the park closes (or I bet sometimes not at all depending on where the ashes are scattered). You must really not like your deceased relative if you scatter them throughout It’s A Small World. Can you imagine trying to rest in peace and have to listen to that annoying song for eternity?

Man Fleeing Police Killed by Alligator

According to FoxNews.com, an alleged criminal was killed by an alligator while fleeing police. The man dove into a retention pond to evade police and was bitten several times in the face by the alligator. According to the article “the man’s body was found at the bottom of the pond Friday” and “the alligator was later trapped.” Trapped? This criminal-nabbing alligator should be getting a medal!

Man in India Marries Dog

Fox News reports the following:

Selva Kumar had been hounded for 15 years by the memory of a horrible act he’d committed as a teenager. As an 18-year-old he had stoned and clubbed to death two dogs he found engaged in mating. He then hung their carcasses from a tree. That’s when his personal suffering began.

“After that my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one ear,” Kumar told the Hindustan Times newspaper.

Kumar, now 33 and living in the southern Indian district of Sivaganga, could no longer take the physical pain of the “dog curse,” so he sought the advice of an astrologer. Her cure for his maladies? “Marry a dog.”

No word on where they’re registered or where they plan on spending their honeymoon.

“Mr. Toilet” Builds Commode-Shaped House

MSNBC.com is reporting this story. I really don’t have much to add. The picture tells it all. I hope that Mr. Toilet went all out. It’d be cool if the entry door was on top of the house and to get in you have to push down a flusher and then slowly slide down around and around until you eventually reach the interior of the house.

Kanye West’s Mom Dies After Plastic Surgery

Sad news, once again from FoxNews.com. Kanye West’s mother, Donda, has passed away. An autopsy hasn’t been performed yet, but she apparently underwent cosmetic surgery recently and complications from that haven’t been ruled out as a cause of death yet. I guess she felt that she needed the cosmetic surgery. May she rest in peace.

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