I had an odd dream about Hillary Clinton…….
I was at some kind of county fair and she walked up to me and said “Hi Dan (I don’t know how she knew my name), I’m Hillary Clinton. Are you going to vote for me?”
I told her that I hadn’t decided yet, but wanted to know more about what she stood for.
She told me that she had to go to the restroom, but that if I went with her into the bathroom she would talk to me while she took care of business. I followed her into the restroom and she went into one of the stalls. She started talking about her platform but I wasn’t paying attention because I was trying to get the bathroom door locked because I didn’t want to get caught in a women’s restroom with Hillary Clinton (how embarassing would that be?).
This is where the dream gets weird. She came walking out of the stall with a Dole pineapple whip (like they sell at Disneyland). She said “Look what I found in the stall. This is delicious!”
I told her that she shouldn’t be eating that because who knows where it came from and who knows how long it had been in there, but she wasn’t listening to me. I told her that I had to go, but that I would definitely be voting for her, lying just so I could get away from her. She thanked me and then asked if I knew where she could get some ribs. That’s when the dream ended.
Anyone care to try to interpret this dream for me?
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#1 by Mommyca on January 21st, 2008
No idea…but yes, very weird dream…
#2 by Tara on January 21st, 2008
Um…no. Sorry. And I thought I had strange dreams.
#3 by Avill on January 21st, 2008
Maybe that Hilary tries to turn her platform (sh*t) into something she thinks people want (delicious cream) and that you see right through her sham. Dunno . . . just a thought.
#4 by Nick on January 21st, 2008
No help here. Just be glad it wasn’t about Bill.
#5 by Daddy Dan on January 22nd, 2008
Mommyca: I always have very strange dreams, but usually don’t remember many details. This one was very vivid.
Tara: =)
Avill: That is a GREAT interpretation. I didn’t even think about that! Any idea on what the ribs may have signified?
Nick: I’m very happy it wasn’t Bill!
#6 by Leaky on January 22nd, 2008
I think your unconscious is trying to tell you that Hilary likes unconventional sex, and you’re afraid of her and that pineapple whip. However, since you did follow her into the restroom, and she came out wanting ribs, I think that means she is possibly a manhater because of the whole Adam and Eve rib business.
#7 by Romi on January 23rd, 2008
Hahahaha…I was already thinking “wtf?” with the Dole pineapple whip, but the ribs at the end? Hahaha..maybe she is having weird cravings because she was secretly trying to tell you she’s pregnant; you should pass your dream along to CNN, maybe they can be the first to break the “Hilary’s knocked up!” story
#8 by Daddy Dan on January 24th, 2008
Leaky: Thanks for you input. Your interpretation could also be correct.
Romi: Someone at the Wall St. Journal linked to the site, but I can’t find it on their website, so maybe they’re going to be the ones to break the story.
#9 by Sheila on February 18th, 2008
Can I put that on my blog?
It’s idreamofhillary.blogspot.com — dreams people have had and are having about Hillary Clinton. There is also idreamofbarack.blogspot.com
#10 by Daddy Dan on February 18th, 2008
Sheila: I see that you already did. I don’t have a problem with it, but the customary thing to do is to link back to the person you’re copying from. =)