I thought it would be fun to take a look at the top search terms that are pointing people to my site. It’s even more fun to look at the some of the strangest search terms that are leading here. Let’s start out with the most popular search terms:
Top Search Terms
- VH1’s Top 100 Songs of the 90’s – hundreds of searchers have been led here looking for this list, with dozens of different search terms.
- Disneyland Parade/Christmas Pictures – these searches were the highest until shortly after Christmas and have been slowly dropping, but I still get several hits from Disneyland searches every day.
- Presidential Candidates’ Wives – by far the most popular is Elizabeth Kucinich, followed by Cindy McCain and Jeri Thompson.
- Indonesian Tree Man – most people are searching for photos of him
- Toddler Gifts – people looking for Christmas gifts for toddlers
And now for some of the weirdest search terms I’ve seen so far:
- Christmas gift for Becky – how strange that someone actually put in the name of the person they were gift searching for. Like Becky is some special person that someones’s going to have a website dedicated to that insists on finding them the perfect gift.
- I want money – good luck, try a job.
- You wife wa gator – what the hell?
- Are large buttocks sexier? – to a degree
- Cindy McCain’s tongue piercing – strange rumor going around the internet. She’s 58 years old, a little old for a tongue piercing don’t you think?
- shoots balls up toddler – ???
- feeding my skinny toddler – poor kid, I hope they found out how to feed him
- toddler saying dan – now that would be cool, unless it was from the Babito. He needs to call me Dada.
- how to get away with spreading ashes at Disneyland – sorry I couldn’t be much help. I hope they didn’t find their answer anywhere else.
- sexy babysitter and daddy stories – no stories like that here!
- provocative pictures of miley cyrus – nice to know I have pedophiles visiting the site.
- borracho – which means drunk person in Spanish. No idea why the search engine led them here, but at least I learned a new word today.
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#1 by Mommyca on January 25th, 2008
“You wife wa gator”- what the hell indeed…..
#2 by Avill on January 25th, 2008
Those are funny! The best one I got was “bringing a slut home”. I wonder if they succeeded . . .?
#3 by Michelle & the City on January 25th, 2008
wow. doesn’t it make you wonder why the search engines bring up our blogs as results for such weird searches that we have never posted about?
#4 by AB on January 25th, 2008
Wow DD – you’ve got barrachos and pedophilies checkin in from time to time. And men looking for sexy big butts too? OUtrageous. My favorite is the Becky one though – that is great.
#5 by Mommyca on January 27th, 2008
Now you’re really going to be upset with me….but, I, ummmmm……..tagged you…..
#6 by becky on January 28th, 2008
oh but we beckys do…didnt you know that? LOL
#7 by Daddy Dan on January 29th, 2008
Mommyca: I have no idea what they meant to type. As for your 2nd comment, no comment!
Avill: Thanks! I don’t remember seeing your tips for that type of plan. =)
Michelle: It is strange. I think the search engines aren’t really as intelligent as they say they are.
AB: Ya gotta love Barrachos! I’m not sure if it’s men looking for sexy big butts or big-butted women wondering if they’re sexy. Was that your search? You can be honest.
Becky: I was WAITING for you to comment on that search term!
#8 by Romi on January 29th, 2008
hahahha….oh my gosh, that poor skinny toddler! (I mean I’m laughing, but really, buy some food and get that kid to bulk up!!!)
#9 by Sandy (Momisodes) on January 29th, 2008
I was just saying this on someone else’s blog about these weirdos searching on google. There needs to be a MSNBC special on To Catch a Google Search Freak! I mean- “You wife wa gator”– coo coo!
#10 by Daddy Dan on January 30th, 2008
Romi: I know, right, it’s really not funny that there’s a skinny toddler out there somewhere and his mommy (or daddy) is looking for help to feed him…..but it just is.
Sandy: I know, there’s a lot of weirdos out there. Most of my weird searches come from places like Massachusetts.
#11 by Dr. Leslie Brown on May 6th, 2008
Well here’s a list of 100 of the silliest search terms to hit my page:
http://tenerife-training.net/Tenerife-News-Cycling-Blog/2008/05/spanish-island-life/the-top-100-strangest-search-terms-ever/
Thanks,
Les